M R 2 Ducks C M Wings

byRagman1

470 followers

5 years ago

Hi {!firstname_fix}, When I was younger, I had a buddy that was working with me. His wife and mine used to visit alot.

One day while we were at work.His wife called mine and said that there was a nest of "bees" under their carport, well my wife thought she said "geese".

So she called my friend at work and told him that there was a bunch of "geese" in his carport.And his wife was afraid to go outside.

When he got home from work, before he could get out of the car, his wife stuck her head out the door and yelled "duck" because there were bees circling his car.He didn't see the "bees" so he yelled back "ducks". I thought you said they were "geese".

She yelled back no don't you see them. He said nooo dooo yooouuu ? Thinking she had lost her mind.

Meanwhile she's still yelling from the back door because she doesn't want to get stung.

Finally he saw the bees and ran in the house and got some spray and shoo'd them off.Later on that day they both came over to my place and were telling me the story.

Well my wife was there and she starts laughing and says I was wandering what geese were doing in your carport. I didn't think they came this far into town.

And, then my friend says when she yelled duck I was wondering how in the hell she could tell the difference between a duck and a goose.

I don't know what provoked me to tell you that story. However that just goes to show you what a little mix up will do. I don't want you to mix me up with anyone else out there it's me.

Robert Garrison