89,322 Reasons For Google to Index Me - A Fairytale Part 2
Read Me First====>A Fairytale Part 1
Prince Partha and his trusty steed, Wordpress, had spent the past fortnight wandering aimlessly around the kingdom, unsure of which direction to take.
King Kyle and King Carson (yes this kingdom had TWO kings, although they were not related to the Prince, but he wouldn’t say NO if they offered to adopt him and let him live in the palace) had made sweeping changes within the kingdom, and much confusion was afoot.
The evil dark lord Google had only adorned the walls of his ancient castle (known as indexing) with 6 of Prince Partha’s stories in the last month, and yet the handsome Prince had regaled over 31 wondrous tales to his horse, Wordpress, during this time, which totalled 89,322 words.
Prince Partha had even managed to avoid a night of celebration and drinking mead and rum over the past fortnight, so had been even more productive than usual.
With that said, the Prince was left "home alone" for a few hours on Saturday evening past, due to a spooky and ghostly festival known as "trick-or-treating" and managed to plunder his way through a 10-piece bucket of KFC (Kyle's Funky Chicken) all by himself - he did not feel well come Sunday morning.
On a completely separate note, it also occurred to the Prince that King Kyle and the evil dark lord Google have never actually been seen in the same place at the same time!
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT.
Could King Kyle and the evil dark lord be one and the same?
The evidence was clearly mounting.
In fact, the Court Jester Jay who had been solely responsible for entertaining the peasants of the kingdom at 8pm every Friday evening (although the time happened to be 1am Saturday morning for Prince Partha, as he lived in a far-flung corner of the kingdom), was now no longer alone.
His role as sole court jester was no more.
Kings Kyle and Carson had employed many more court jesters to entertain the peasants on a weekly basis via a magical invention known as Premium Plus.
What kind of mystical sorcery is this?
The Prince was still pondering this magical Premium Plus invention, but he was in no real hurry, he laughed in the face of discounts.
The Prince and many peasants were revolting (not in a smelly way you understand), but perhaps they would soon see the light and enjoy the magical Premium Plus, or then again, maybe not
Prince Partha and the Knights of the Round Table (Live Chat) had shared many a fascinating debate over the magical Premium Plus, although the Prince was still in two minds.
In the meantime, while waiting for the evil dark lord Google to pull his finger out, and still telling many tales to his trusty horse, Wordpress, the Prince noticed that many others in the kingdom were joyously celebrating the inclusion of their stories on the walls of the evil dark lord Google’s ancient castle, known as indexing.
But Alas, whilst the Prince was happy for the other peasants, his frustration grew more-and-more as each day passed, due to this wizardly and mysterious process known as "indexing" still evading him.
The Prince's frustration was especially evident when exactly the same peasants of the kingdom celebrated day-after-day with new news of once again being informed of their inclusion on the ancient castle walls.
Although the Prince was usually a happy-go-lucky type of guy, always pleased for others, and a bit of a hugger if the truth be told, he did not feel like conveying his affection to these other peasants.
The Prince was overjoyed that many of his stories were placed at the top of the walls of the ancient castle, but he still couldn’t help but wonder when the evil dark lord would return to normal.
The Prince had heard the phrase, “This is the new normal” banded around the universe (and the kingdom too) for many months, but surely the evil dark lord Google was exempt from such farcical nonsense.
Hmm, the Prince has just had another thought - King Kyle’s kingdom and the evil dark lord Google have both undergone changes at more-or-less the same time.
Further fuel to the fire.
Is King Kyle actually Sultan Sergey Brin in disguise?
Hmm, interesting...
For now, the handsome Prince would continue to tell his faithful horse and companion, Wordpress, many beguiling tales of wonderment.
The Prince can only hope that the evil dark lord Google will perhaps once again bequeath his trust in the Prince and soon return to his usual ways.
And so it transpires, the handsome prince and his trusty companion, Wordpress, are still not living happily ever after.
THE END
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Alas Prince Partha i was among those whose stories were adorning the walls of the ancient castle, 7 in one day. I must say it made a change to be in Favour. Your awesome stories will soon take over from the lesser mortals my Prince.
I had a chuckle over a few points, Thank you for that.
Have a great weekend :-)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Say it isn't so Lady Lisa.
The Prince is not amused.
He banishes you to the naughty step of the kingdom for the next 3 hours.
The not so humble Duke Neil had barely finished his angry response to the evil dark lord when his minions Mark, the Prince of Facebook and Jack, the Prince of Twitter struck them from the records before the parchment could be posted in the public square for all the peasants to peruse
Duke Neil,
Not Humble, Angry Responses, Stirring Controversy, and Saying it How it is.
I would never believe such things of the honourable Duke.
It would be less than honorable for the Duke to hold is tounge in the face of persecution. All the Duke wants is to make the Kingdom great again but treachery is afoot
Me thinks it’s treacherous and the dark lord google should be punished for treating prince 👑 partha like this lol great post
Ah yes, I agree Dame Dorrie, the dark evil lord is indeed treacherous, but we are all at his mercy.
The Prince will await further news from the walls of the ancient castle.
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Tales of 'Yore' indeedly. It would appear that the Prince should subscribe to the ancient adage of 'Good things come to those that wait' even though it would seem that the more modern idiom of 'The squeaky wheel gets the oil' might be more apt in these latter times.
The Prince must do what he does best and continue recounting stories to his trusty steed and pay homage to the evil Lord Google in the hope that he looks favourably on his saddened, yet wholesome, soul.
Count Twackula is most wise and honourable.
The Prince will continue to "oil" the wheels, squeaky or otherwise, and will persist in spellbinding his trusty steed with amusing yarns.
The Prince awaits forthcoming good news from the dark, evil Lord.
See, now I'm just hearing "I am de Count and I love to count"
I do miss Sesame Street.
Life just isn't the same without Big Bird and the Cookie Monster.