the dog ate my homework

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the dog ate my homework

no, but they did eat my glasses AND my finger

hurts like a zinger and

too many puppies has gone a bite too far

it hurts sooooooo much

i wanna scream fuuuuuu dge

just im not too fast since the wreck totalled my life and my car

then i had to move rasta fart

i meant to say far what the heck

please excuse me, so rude

im blind and if i get too lose it makes my jugular swell and it smells

but oh oh it's hard to type with a crick in my neck

get up and face the world

even though it hurts

even if you loved it but cant be a nurse

you know if you lost everything it could always be worse

the dog did eat my glasses, among other things but to run a vent unit blind is impossibility with the dislocated ribs n clavicle and badly injured spine

not trying to whine

but just cover me in sunshine like the bluest pink while i dangle with my girl and unwind

and the rest of the children in poverty left behind

i don't mean to sound too radical

or like Jay too magical

what started as a tif turned into a sticky bloody situation

she eat my fingerprint and i want to yell got the bleedin to stop like a blocka blocka

look like a man gotta shotta shotta by Zhavia in central station in front of a big old croud

ohhhhh momma

i ain't messin around it aint like me to clown or cry

but momma God rest your soul why did you have to die

and give these folks the business, Kyle is no dope you should just make like a Nixon and quit

if you dont have hope

dont listen to the gossip snitch i was forced to insist being dismissed it's same as getting fired

left the baggage for the movers and my heart on a wire

from the day i was hired bullied but dont be less than inspired you never know until you try and rage from pain can make you flip the bloody bird the dog bit

pardon me if i rhyme when i spit

but even then dont give in

each failure is a new beginning

hold up gotta rest my arm

but oh i miss living on the farm

Let me give a shout out for //////woman Equality

IF I was called 2Pac, then I would have a letter of apology

for the officers who crushed me with no regret sorry not sorry

it pours when it rains

like Kurt Cobain but if I was hooked on cocain or mentally insane could we get some compassion for the perseverence of passion

thank you to the lady driving by who stopped rolled down her window to give me her goddess vibe, she said heyyyyy! like your pretty dress!, I wave so thank her she made me feel well better than the not far from flattery girrrl you fine as hail fella angel lady you did it better and made me smile more i got it over at the hippy store

no givin up loves

like a boxer with golden gloves

no matter how much it hurts

now dont tell me why you cant show the world how it works

and dont tell me the dog ate your homework

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I had a "Computer Glitch" is the modern version of "The Dog Ate The Homework"

i always find the glitches...and my finger still hurts lol but not as much as my neck

I associated a computer glitch with the Dog Ate The homework, because of a legal deposition I once had attend, When a contractor was asked why he didn't have any documentation to back his billing, he responded by saying "I had a computer glitch."I had to get up and excuse myself in front of all these professionals. I knew it was a crock and I proceeded out the door before I could not stop laughing!

Hey Becca I am back a bit so it's nice to hear you spit.
Tupac was a lyrical wit too bad he got hit
I really need to git because today I plan to get fire lit
Getting up from my sit to put on my kit
Not before I put some food in my pit
Better not omit the potty and take that sh@t
Before I split let me say I am looking forward to your next tidbit

oh my heart! God Rest His Gentle Soul
So good to feel your flow
no matter where you go just know
you bring the big show
What you start can only grow, if you just add some H2O

Hi, Becca.
Paul Mindra here from Canada.

I googled "Nurse Becca."

Peace, love, and light.

Onward and upward.

Nicely done so far.

Thank you so much, Jay helped a lot

peace from this Nixon's heart

Respect always to your Dad.

Paul.

Thank you so much:)
I felt he is still with me today, just scrolling I opened his record inadvertently from my One drive. I saw the flags draped over the fallen from Afghanistan, and the spirit of I am my father's daughter just makes me want to fight harder. Knowing he did 3 tours on 2 broken legs that never healed in Vietnam makes me want to keep going despite my pain in the neck. Further, I keep in mind the wrestler who had a broken neck but then went on to win the Olympics...I'll give you an extra gold start if you can think of who did that. anyway, it is surely an inspiration

You are very creative. I am glad to read your newest post! If not a bit shaken by it. It sounds like you are in pain and I hope for you to have brighter tomorrows.
Stephen

im gonna shake this pain like a gogo dancer on the party train

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