A "What's Inside a Mask?" Rant
Ooooooh lala
another nerd nurse rant
ah lah becca
What is inside a Mask?
Well, it all depends
Hopefully not the same as in an adult incontinent brief....
Where there is Hope: Anything is possible
Well we have the run-of-the-mill sterile procedure mask? More specifically, it does depend upon a good deal of different manufacturing, storage, temperature perhaps thermal breakdown and viscosity
Okok many find my rant humor quite perplexing...you should read my poetry!
In a mask is a smile!
a nose
The nares which foster bacterial growth in the dank darkness beneath the mask...
Or maybe mold
Yes, mildew or formaldehyde
holding in a cold
with what else we are trying to hide
the cost of the things to buy, or the ears that hold it in listening in disguise
each mask is 2 cents a pop
hey grampy what you got
the black american express, that rocks
trade the nonskids save the real socks
No I'm not totally an anti masker antivaxxer or other newly conjured terms
been got rid of the pin worms
But I do love good debates: even blogging by myself
big piece of a little peace of mind on wellness and wealth
What's in a mask?
A pleomorphic virus zero point one micrometer in diameter can fit 3 by 3 with a zero point three micrometer filter buuuuuut a pleomorphic particle is smaller that can cause the exact same disease...while pan resistant bacteria are too big to get out oh the smell of breath back in your face victoriously filtering. An easily snapped off gene branch that codes for pan resistance across microbial species. Quantitative or qualitative testing if you can smell with whose brain you keep messing
Play scary rant music
Use your imagination
What else is in there under a mask of sorts? Depends again on how long worn...the hand hygiene and aseptic technique of the donner... and if the box was stored within 12 inches of a grossly contaminated floor of a warehouse on the way. Along with recalled lot numbers allegedly with a fungus.
in a community trough, name on a brown paper "lunch" sack
hold the mic beccanator be right back
or a prion prying among us
Bot a media scare tactic can stop pondering of people
Is it a friend or frienemy you see, well if it was up to me the blindness could help you smell and set you free
it's not capitolized to keep the poor feeble
Just some food for thought, did the healthcare worker get a proper break to eat and chew food???? Under the mask unbrushed teeth of humans; yummy halitosis you know she flosses
That's not even the part that's the grossest
Have a heart and a little compassion
Do you know who you are asking
Ranting and raving in such a craze, we wonder the things without masks that we crave
A hug from a neighbor
hand from a friend
just another chance to change or begin again it's a binge or a complex some contest of best dressed
wisdom of our elders their lamp lit the way
You might need more manners, a sprinkle of loyalty and a trickle of respect to say
It's the Grand Chawhee's Big 7 her birthday today
John Wayne with unicorns on the top shelf
you remember her gold mine she built it herself
One January when I wasn't very sure about my worst day
Waking up to see if she is okay
What happened were you kicked by a mule
Missing septum pellucidum one DNA fractures into a viral spiral a connundrum of some more sun
Jackasses don't kick this hard you fool
She is the first spring day birth and a swing set of fun
a cherished wisp of immunoglobulin, which I somehow knew she had won
she wasn't born with one eyebrow or cyclops twin
heart out of her ribcage or missing a limb, although her grampy on my side would have ribbed one from him
hair so fine with a tickle from heaven
Wheeled the chair into oblivion to find the last of the Mowhekan's
I had a dream where everything would get back together soon unraveled prayers and pituitary intact with frequent chewing
But she can see like a hawk and hear your heart fusing
Think again whose heart you were using
Nurse Becca what the heck are you doing
Up so late on a noc shift why so blueing
Big Girls Don't cry, no time for boohooing
Happy Birthday to my bean, I love you and that's all there is to it
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Take it off as often as you can just be judicial about hand hygiene. Due diligence does not mean hypervigilent. You are the fleekiest penguin I ever saw
My heart just melted
bahahaha;)
I got through another travel nurse adventure, now to put these hands to work blogging
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Wonderfully written, this mask has lots of unimaginable issues inside and under it and may God the almighty one rescue and give us once more again his normal environment!!
Amen funk soul brother from anothermother
This one mask is all masks