A Seriously Brown Dinky Boobaroo AND A Wealthy Affiliate Blogging Tip or Two
This seriously brown dinky boobaroo tried to hide the gas switch on me. And the gosh darned thang opens on the Wrong Side! Let me tell you it was still an epic road trip worth a Becca blog jibba. I started writing these mock reviews when Kyle did the April fool's joke about giving away his Bugatti.
Though I never thought a Subaroo Outback would be so nice to drive, the haul hiney factor alone is worth a look. I found some great features, then some not so likeable. Also, I will go over the Edge! Whoa Nelly! Finally, some blog advice. I would love your feedback on any of the above.
On the road with the wind in my hair and a song in my heart to share travels of a nurse entrepreneur.
Oooooh! A lost M&M now found! Lucky Day, but still a little perturbed how could this dinky trickster boobaroo steal my candy AND try to strand me?
I looked all over for these 2 guys. The M&M I can understand, it is chipper red and totally cute, plus it is Chocolate.
(top left in the photo, just smiling at me).
But hiding the gas under the white sticker is just plain sneaky!
I am so happy and joyed it was under the white sticker. Thank you for joining in on another road trip mission accomplished.
I'll walk you through this...
...calling for my heart, trips into regions untraveled. For research, for giving a heart and brain as well as body. Yes, you really have to put your all into Wealthy Affiliate success.
That gets exhausting.... so renewing the energy is recycled partially upon your input. Each comment compels me to further action. I hope you all know even the mean comments elicit usefulness.
Without another moment of delay, your mock review.
Brown Alert! Brown Alert!: This BOOB has attitude! We already discovered as evidenced by the M&M & camouflaged gas lever.
"Boop Boop" is the sound of the button on the stereo that is more of a touch screen, just like a cell phone. Almost named her Brown Betty blam balam. I do not think I have ever driven a car this new.
It sure beats the sheet out of a soccer mom van.
"Tink-tink" is a gentle sounding reminder before the side guard rumbles on the highway. I kinda like that; so much less likely to make me pee myself and need peri-cares 10 miles from the gas station.
The picture that pops up is just a bit too detailed and appealing. It looks just like a video game. Hear me out, If the display is overly captivating, you just want to space off and that is a RED ALERT danger.
Exibit A, would you look at this busy mess!?
Hand Gears are little plastic wings just under the wheel, too many complicated controls.
The video game dashboard is a prime conscious focus to prevent yourself from getting drawn into. I am so glad no Mario bro music was playing or I may have been sucked in and off the road. Trying to get my turtle lives
I will have you know when I tried the Taco holder eject button, I also found an ooooooh lah lah amazing moon roof. How to stay focused in this awesome star array? If I could jar it up for you, the label would say, behold and thank you for being here.
App for that
So while tinkering with the long list of bells and whistles, I found an app that tells you where to go. Not the bad sense, but where to go for fun ( like skydiving.) The App got me thinking, there are so blasted many apps!. You can even review those which pertain to your niche or do some jibbas into its very own niche. I invite you to look into the cost, revenue and applications of apps for your adventures in Wealthy Affiliate. Consider reviewing apps not only because designers and users of which would forever thank you, but also to help expand your niche.
Back to the Edge
To conclude the blog jibba by popular demand is a summation of features of the Ford Edge. When you step in, the neon was a little too "Friday night" and kind of may make you feel obligated to giggle every time you step over the edge.
It is highlighted in a neon bluish green, on the floorboard when you open the door the "edge" blinks on. Whoa! whoever thought of this has a sense of humor. That said, the dash itself is much easier to read, so you only risk running out of gas if you reeeeeeeaally are not paying attention.
The 1752 miles were a very good introduction to the potential of this SUV.
Then when I saw "Jesus", it was an epiphany. No, No, No it was not a delerious hallucination.
I finally made it to the rental car company to drop off the Edge, and the gentleman had some trouble getting the late vehicle into the rassa frassa computer. He looked like a painting of Bearded Jesus.
He treated it like a welcome challenge to help me with checking in, smiling. Praise His Heart! Like I was his 5 star client even with my hair standing straight up on end. When it finally processed, I was just so glad to go back to bed for a mother day nap. "Thank you Jesus! I breathed with a huge exhale of relief. He said, "that was my high school nick name," with a smile and a wink. OhThe Relief to bring the Ford Edge gas guzzle gizmo back and take a no tired like nurse tired rest.
Expert advice, A Nurse Becca Blog Brainstorm...
Here is your tip or two I promised. Do not underqualify your knowledge and expertise. You have essential skills which people need to learn, partnered with good service. These elements are marketable and that marketing is how to take your membership to the next level; scaling profitable projects.
Kyle shows Wealthy Affiliates that which works on a small level can very well be replicated to extrapolate a larger value. Reinvesting the smallest parts of payment into tried and true tactics can make your message out and viability of business into motion. This boomerang has to be aimed appropriately in order to get it to work.
Find a different way of presenting. Chalk and talk could come back so even that would be a worthwhile adventure. There used to be something called a Lyceum in days long passed. This was more popular than news, radio mainstream seminars today. Because the other modes did not exist in that time.
Imagine a peppy and pert instructor pushes a red chair in the middle of an empty stage, perches comfortably and closes the note book.
She gazes around the room to sum up the audience before beginning with a ground shaking qualification to speak.
Then she takes her shoes off, plops in the chair and presents without notes, camera, power pointer or any white board. No chalk, no text, just speech. Only the pause and expression eludes to what you need to know for the test. The organization is completely evident for this speech which flows effortlessly but nonetheless invigorating.
All the speaker has is their knowledge, and the creativity of presentation.
Remember! *** your expertise is worth a LOT! ***
The tiny framed shoeless Lyceum star is equivalent to an ancient American Idol audition that just went off the charts.In other words. Receiving a standing ovation. The presentation itself is not the work of success, it is in the creative preparation. The delivery is in summary of that achievement.
Do not be taken advantage of by accepting a free product in exchange for your influence and traffic flow for advertisers. I got this sincere advice from the nurse blog-godmother, Brittney the Nerdy Nurse herself. The knowledge you have holds Value. Guest blogs are okay starting out, but as you grow in understanding the use of keywords and SEO research, that Value also grows. The Nerdy Nurse also explained the same for speaking events. Cherish your worth, Wealthy Affiliates.
In closing, I write to spark your creative talent and remind you that using math, sciencez research and practicing concepts taught here, the reviews get easier. My hope is to encourage you that they can also be great fun!
Now with my head freaking out in the turbulent clouds, above the world on the 4th flight today: I thank you kindly for your help freeing my flying fear.
Sincerely,
Nurse Becca
P S ! Please like and comment. Have you ever undersold your talent and skills?
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Yes! It is sometimes confusing but often fun to figure out. Have a great day and thank you for reading / loving. That makes me smile
Hi Becca - am I to understand you found a "lost" M&M in a rental car and since it was chocolate you made it "disappear"? LOL! As a lifelong chocaholic I totally approve, and would have done the same. You are my hero. I thoroughly enjoyed your post.
Jay
Dearest Jay,
I lost that one, but it was for a good cause😁
Thank you for reading my silliness
Thank you so much, I have found more fondness for you just knowing you entertained the thought of me scrounging up that M&M💝
Nurse Becca,
10 out of 10 for the article. Being in sales myself I think there is a fine line between underselling and overselling. Very similar to underpromising and overpromising... We have a minimum wage in the UK to try and prevent people not being paid what they are worth although it would be pretty tough surviving on so little. Experience, and learning from mistakes and this community seems invaluable.
Many thanks
Peter
My privilege! You are quite welcome of course. I do not think they would want me selling cars, could you imagine ?haha!!! Here is a model M&M thief, you know you want it sign here 😁😆
Thank you for humoring me!
Those " subaroos ", are little rockets and those paddles can help them to go even faster, once you get the hang of them.
I have to agree with you Nures Becca we can underestimate our own abilities we all know more and can do more than we give ourselves credit for. Once we cross that knowledge bridge and claim it we can definitely lift our game.
The rate you are going I can see you learning to fly and getting your pilot's license, it can be funny how things evolve affiliate marketing would have to tumble into that category.
Best wishes.
Ha!! Yes I figured out those little ditty paddles. I do not envision myself flying that is too funny!! If you saw my face lose color just stepping on a plane you would not recommend me in charge of that! Lolol thank you😂
Kind Regards
Yes I have undersold, but that did not last long because I had to eat and pay bills. I learned quickly about the going rate! :) Later in my career, they thought I was unemployed and desperate but I kept looking for a value-based position based on my experience, and I received what I asked.
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NurseBecca has consistently posted fantastic articles and it has been my pleasure to read them. The humor, the suspense involved in her travels sometimes have me on the edge of my seat (well tiny exaggeration).
The M&M going missing or were they deliberately hidden by an unseen force. Does this "Dinky Boobaroo" have hidden powers.
Why would they put a fuel release lever on the left side while the fuel door is on the right rear of this vehicle. Is there a conspiracy amidst. Think about the length of the cable connecting these two items, and what happens if the cable breaks after the warranty has expired. The auto tech's would like this labor intensive procedure to replace a cable.
All in all seems like the Suburu except for it's supernatural powers was a good experience.
The Nurse needs a Nurse. What did she see when while driving. She looked at the stars via a moon roof. The idea of putting this spectacular sight in a bottle as opposed to a photograph. OK.
Here we go to the Ford Edge
Not a good sign when you feel you want to giggle when you step into any vehicle.
Fuel Low. 0 miles to empty, well that is kind of late for the warning, I would think. Have the tow truck companies, conspired with this auto maker. "so you only risk running out of gas if you reeeeeeeaally are not paying attention." Part of brain washing and shift blame instead of gears.
"Then when I saw "Jesus", it was an epiphany. No, No, No it was not a delirious hallucination." Our NurseBecca deeds some divine intervention here.
Well the Nurse is off the road. But what is happening now. A stage and a whole new dimension of thought. I am sweating now in anticipation of what is going to happen on this stage, when a girl takes her shoes off before sitting in the chair.
Please excuse me, it is my time to exit stage left.
My observations I feel may be concluded in my friends own words where we find her now in a plane, at least I hope it is.
"Now with my head freaking out in the turbulent clouds, above the world on the 4th flight today: I thank you kindly for your help freeing my flying fear".
NurseBecca, as I said in the beginning your posts are a pleasure to read and I love them all.
I thank you for sharing and I wish you all the best.
Michael
Dear Michael,
I love this response I laughed my buns off🤣 thank you so much & bless your heart. So glad to be back from Montana wheeew