Hello all, I have been away from here for awhile dealing with the great joys life tends to deal out to us as great big piles of steaming sh*t all at at one time. Things such as a layoff (temporary), a life long friendship ruined by my delusional belief my friend would be a better renter for me than they were to their previous landlords, (keep your snickering to yourselves, I know, I know already), the very real posibility of my house going into foreclosure, and the total breakdown of the relat