Saturday Humor

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Hello Guys 'n Dolls,

I hope you are having a great weekend. I just got this cute little story and decided to give you guys a laugh!

Miss Beatrice

Eighty year old Miss Beatrice, was the church organist. She was loved by all. One afternoon the pastor paid a visit and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with refreshments, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful?

I was out for a walk and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"

Namaste

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Recent Comments

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Ha ha ha ha, that was cute, laughed so hard my sides hurt.
I needed that laugh today.

LOL...glad it did its job! I am still smiling, after laughing hard.
M

This is great.

Glad you liked it, J.
M

Thanks for the laugh!

You're welcome, K.
M

LOL! Thank you for sharing Michelle!

My pleasure, M.
M

:)

LMAO. Good one. :)

LOL...me too, LMOA.
M

Hilarious Michelle! A great joke to unsheave!

LOL...yes indeed.
M

Thank you, lighten things up.

Yessirree.
M

Thanks for sharing, Michelle.

You're welcome, BR.
M

LOL. I love it!

You're welcome, V.
M

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I guess you liked it????LOL
M

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