Mystery of the “Real Clown Juice” now REVEALED!

byjetrbby80316

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Updated 6 years ago

Let’s put this “Clown Juice” situation to REST once and for all, shall we My Dear Friends and Incredible Awesome, Amazing, and Inspiring Supporters!

First I want to use this opportunity to Thank You for all your Awesome Support and Amazing Feedback On this Journey Together, Ladies and Gents.

YOU are the ones Most Responsible for Creating this Incredible Inspiration that Empowers me to Contribute with my Writing Here at WA Everyday Single Day.

Not only will we be revealing the True Mystery of the Clown Juice, this is an inspirational lesson about the Great Friendships and Bonds two people and others can forge within this great WA community.

Wealthy Affiliate is TRULY what I believe to be an UNSURPASSED interactive community where we have rare access to our Great Founders and we ALL can learn and SHARE IN THE SUCCESS from the Collective Consciousness of this Amazing WA Community.

I have never lead you down any misleading path before, and I most certainly will not start now. Based on all of your overwhelming positive comments, I KNOW that long-ago I have earned your trust.

Therefore, you already know that “What Kaju says is the truth.”

So without further ado, The Mystery of the Real Clown Juice will now be Revealed.

Here are The True Supported Facts

Much has been written about the origins of the “Clown Juice” during the past 2 days, and they unti now they have all been pure myths.

So here are the true supported facts:

Our wonderful Ambassador and dear friend Cheryl (ChezBrown) was The One who invented the “Clown Juice” – this is HER own proprietary creation no doubt.

And I am SURE it doesn’t take a Genius for those who regularly FOLLOW my WA posts (and there are MANY of you) to figure out that I, Kaju, am the MUSE of the original “Clown Juice.”

Let me ask you, how could her muse be ANYONE else? Look at this profile picture:

So the bottom line is: If you need a quick supply of “The Juice” please WRITE YOUR COMMENT BELOW HERE ON THIS POST – I and ONLY I am the One who is the supplier and have the proprietary “Clown Juice” in My Possession!

More details on this to come later.

The Origins of the Clown Juice

Quite frankly, I am utterly FLATTERED by how much ATTENTION these 2 silly ‘Ol Words and this “clown” topic has received in recent weeks, and once again it being REVIVED the past 2 days by both our esteemed members Mitch (McWord) and Stefan (ToLiNoLi).

So do you really want to know the “origin of the Clown Juice”?

I bet you do.

The truth of the matter is Cheryl (ChezBrown) came up with this GREAT IDEA (“Lightbulb” over the head) when SHE invented those powerful 2 words “Clown Juice” during one of our impromptu FUN conversations.

Here is the proof with the time stamp (2 months ago) of how the term “Clown Juice” all started where Cheryl invented this ingenious comment during our conversation on none other than “My WA Profile”.

Check it out and scroll down, it is still there.

Immediately you can tell by my instantaneous and very excited answer, I knew these 2 Words “Clown Juice” would be a “Big Hit”!

Stefan (ToLiNoLi) might be the last, but is not the only person who tried to put a “twist” on the Clown Juice.

NEXT we have our own esteemed WA colleague, Dear Friend, wonderful human being, and “Super-Star” Tax Counselor Mitch (McWord) who developed a whole ENTIRE NEW meaning to the term “Clown Juice.”

In his most excellent WA post on June 28 “Clown Juice: a PED or Dangerous Addiction?” – Mitch alludes to making a very great and honorable compliment to Yours Truly about the awesome Creative powers of the mystery Clown Juice which he states will “enhance the writing processes of those using it regularly”:

“PEDs aside, I’ve recently become aware of a substance currently in use by some in the WA Community. Colloquially called “Clown Juice,” it is apparently being used to enhance the writing processes of those using it regularly. Its composition appears to be of unknown origin, though it has been rumored that Donald McRonald, a well-known character of business fame, discovered it whilst on an excursion to a distant land.

Evidence of the use of this substance can be found in much of the writings of Mr. McRonald.” - McWord

Here is Mitch’s original post “Clown Juice: a PED or Dangerous Addiction?” from June 28:

Clown Juice: a PED or Dangerous Addiction?

Here is his follow up post on the Clown Juice, “Clown Juice, Part Deux” which he only published earlier today:

Clown Juice: Part Deux

Both are GREAT reads, and demonstrate the hidden untapped power if the “creative writing” gene we ALL possess in unleashed from us. Inspiration – both earthly and divine- brings out the latent creative writing processes in ALL of us.

Now the fact is I am merely “The Muse”; I will neither ADMIT nor DENY whether I am on the “Clown Juice”. All I can say IF indeed I AM on “the Juice,” IT is Truly Working my Friends, and I am Eternally Grateful for ITS Mysterious Powers!!

Please feel free to re-read some of my recent WA posts, and you may consider these PROOF of its AWESOME Powers:

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My Top 21 List and Beyond

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Furthermore, check out one of these MOST recent comments by one of our great members Tim (Tobocrs) TODAY on my post:

Learn to Take Action as You Go

Here is what Tim wrote on that post (and Stefan's comment):

Everything considered, I will let you infer and make YOUR OWN decision whether or not I am on the “Clown Juice.”

Forging Great Friendships here at WA

WA is not only the best online university, it is all about forming great friendships.

Since Cheryl and I LOVE to share helpful tips and information (and some Good Clean FUN banter) on my posts, the “Clown Juice” quickly became OUR own “inside joke” – which no doubt she would ALWAYS bring up by “poking fun” and commenting to me to the effect “You are drinking that Clown Juice again!” whenever I would reply by typing quickly and misspelling words.

She often would say (and STILL DOES say), “I know you are ON it when you are missing letters.”

Cheryl is always full of FUN, Highly CREATIVE, and (make no mistake) is one of the Most Under-rated and Under-Appreciated Ambassadors here at WA. She is a total “straight shooter from the hip” which I LOVE about her, she will tell you if she doesn’t like something and won’t “sugar-coat it”; I love her zaniness, and we share lots of “cheek” together while we are LEARNING and SHARING valuable and helpful interactive information with the WA community.

She calls me “her own personal red and yellow clown” Lol! (Truly a Gem!)

EVERTHING we do, all the Great information sharing and of course the “cheek” is all in Good Pure Fun, NEVER do I take ANY offense to the words she “pokes” fun at me with, simply because I know there is NEVER any hidden agenda, passive-aggressiveness, ill-will, or malicious intent there. Unfortunately, this is sometimes where she is misunderstood by a few here in the WA community.

Cheryl has become one of my true friends here at WA and we share a Great Time Learning, sharing information, and some “Cheek” Together!

How Can I Get My Clown Juice?

Once again, I cannot overstate the following:

If ANYONE needs some of the REAL FREE and authentic Special “Clown Juice” – the One and Only “Clown Juice” naturally only I the original “Muse” have possession in stockpiles of the “Juice.”

PLEASE WRITE YOUR COMMENT HERE BELOW with the quantity you would like to receive (in ounces or milliters) and send your self-addressed stamped envelope to the undisclosed address that I will send you via PM after you comment. I will be sure to send you the “real stuff”.

*DISCLAIMER NOTE: I am NOT selling anything here, and this “Juice” is not for SALE. Notice also there are no affiliate links within the content of this page.

Also, PLEASE STOP PESTERING Cheryl (ChezBrown) with comments and PM’s requesting the product – contrary to what Stefan has claimed she doesn’t have the Clown Juice!

Also don’t write Stefan (ToLiNoLi) about getting it from him – he only THINKS he has the real “Clown Juice” - and stock piles of it.

He even tried to STEAL IT, we KNEW about it but he was unknowingly DUPED by a few of our own “undercover clown juice counterfeiters” offering it cloak and dagger in the US, the Netherlands, Hungary, on his Flying Saucer in the Mohave Desert, and elsewhere around the globe.

Spending My 86400 Seconds

Believe me folks, as you know from my posts I have SO much important work to do during my 86400 seconds of my day. I am really busy just like YOU working on my projects. It is like this on most days.

Like today, I was out all day going to movie screenings, meeting business contacts, etc. I really have very, very little time to waste.

All of my writing here is done during a relatively short window of time. But during that window, I am extremely focused like a laser-beam. And during my down-time (and in-between time during my writing breaks) is when I find the time to answer comments and HELP others.

And whenever I get that rare FREE open day, I will use it to catch up and make comments, answer PMs, and Help more.

I truly wish I had the more time to read and comment on more of your blog posts, there currently there just aren’t “enough seconds” in the day.

Maybe one day should be 172,800 seconds that would certainly help. Perhaps in some parallel universe!

So as for my personal “86400 Seconds”, I am spending it WISELY making my business profitable, Helping others here in the WA community whenever I can, and having an absolute BLAST doing it!

My Closing Thoughts

Okay, first things first….

Anyone who knows me from my WA posts knows I LOVE to have FUN and I have a great sense of humor. I apply this sense of humor and Good Clean Fun to Learning and Helping my Wonderful WA Followers and all the Great members here in the community to the best of my ability.

You may not see me here for many hours during the day, but by the end of the day (or by the next morning) hardly a comment ever goes unanswered.

Secondly, I want to personally Thank Stefan (ToLiNoLi) for “juicing up” the Clown Juice topic the past 2 days or so. It is indubitably a FUN topic, so I can understand why he wants to constantly “juice it.”

86400 Seconds

He has been one of my Great friends and Supporters of my Music and Writing (he calls me “The Rockstar”) here at WA since he started here in June 2017. I Love Him!

And Stefan is a Great Writer. I RESPECT the quality of his writing.

And I will support him whenever he needs me - equally.

However, his over-enthusiasm for making comedy does seem to make him lose control at times, and he does not even realize he is doing it. I cannot entirely blame him and must pardon him, as he is half-alien and not of this Earth. As half-alien, his native world has no obstacles, therefore he struggles at times and is still learning the tricky challenges of discerning Earth-bound boundaries.

I trust however, that with ever-greater exposure to the “Earth” world, he will MASTER this skill in due time. I have confidence in him. And I will help him achieve this end. That’s what friends are for.

Let’s be more sensitive about the things we say and the actions we take, with Respect to our Friends and Follower’s proprietary creations, even in the Name of Comedy, and not breach those “invisible lines.”

It would definitely be most inappropriate and annoying on ANY platform if someone else constantly “jumped in” uninvited, profusely spoke ad nauseam, and attempted to change the meaning or usage of a proprietary phrase or the characters you created that you were trying to brand i.e., McTeddy or Blender, etc.– I know you and anyone wouldn’t like it if someone were behaving that way. Just stop it.

Enough said here, let’s move on….

Thirdly, let me also thank Tim (Kickbacked), Jim (Cowboy James), Wendi (Wenda) to name only a few of my WA friends who commented on Stefan’s post wondering “Where is the Clown Juice?” (Lol!)

Your spirit for Fun and Mystery while Learning is without peer!

The Mystery Clown?

Lastly, as for the Mystery Clown standing beside me, I really have NO IDEA who he really is.

Could it be Ronald McDonald? Or even Donald McRonald?!! Maybe, but I never checked his identification (ID). HE just happened to be standing next to me in a mall in New Jersey when I was playing at Gospelfest, and I liked the shot!

Could he be the true purveyor of the “Clown Juice”?

Or the Clown that everyone is searching for?

Or could it be the handsome gentlemen standing next to him, the purveyor of the “Clown Juice”?

That I will leave up to you My Friends.

Hope you have a FUN and MOST Colorful Red and Yellow Weekend!!

Your Clown Friend,

Kaju

PS - "Clown Juice" as described within this post is a proprietary phrase representing an imaginary fictitious product mainly used as a metaphor for creativity in writing ability. Or it can be anything else you want it to be.