Just For Fun

byHamish58

2.5K followers

Updated 4 years ago

Kia Ora, from New Zealand, Friends and Colleagues

Decided tonight that with everything going on we needed some cheering up and some constructive frivolity. So for those who have not had the pleasure here is something for you to get hold of and have a look at. For those who have seen it before, revisit your copy, cos it is good for Bloggers to have this skill (which I sometimes don't).

With acknowledgment to Lynne Truss a very clever, practical and funny writer.

Eats Shoots & Leaves

A Panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two

"Why" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder

"I'm a panda" he says, at the door. "Look it up"

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

Stay Safe

Wherever you are tonight, or this morning, with a large swathe of the world on lockdown, care for each other and stay safe.

KIA KOA

KIA KAHA

Hamish 🧐