Some of My Favorite Headlines In My Spam and Trash Folders

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These are for REAL! Can you imagine? Could you picture yourself going through a trash bin in real life looking for a can of spam? That's what the proliferation of all these discarded emails is telling me. That people out there think I'm so desperate, I'd believe them when they tell me they can sell me the secret to making 100k a year from scratch.

Sadly, a lot of these marketers are trying to "fake it till they make it". That is to say, they're not all doing as terrific themselves as they'd have you believe. Some of those apps they're pushing are a shortcut to getting their accounts pulled from the search engines.

So might you if you use some of these methods. Some of the members here can tell you about their own accounts being closed or suspended for far less. Even when you've done nothing wrong, sometimes you have to go through a long process to get an issue straightened out when your Google, web hosting or social media account becomes frozen.

There is no fast track to success. Are there exceptions? To be sure, some have enough luck and skill combined to make a faster buck than others. And then there are those that truly don't care. They like the game of cat and mouse. They don't mind getting caught after they've made a quick buck. And they're more than willing to open a new account under a different name and start the whole process again. But just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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Don't forget why we're here.


What are some of the exaggerated subject lines you've been getting in your inbox?

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Thanks for this information and the head's up.

I recognise some of those subject we must be on some of the same lists lol, I like your words of advice Hal, legitimate ways of creating that online presence equal sustainability.

Most of the ones I get, as far as sheer numbers still have to do with increasing my time in bed! (How did they kn- I mean what could I possibly need this for?!?)

No comment :-)

Good one, Hal! I collected a list of outrageous subject lines long time ago that were a basis for a blog post I made. It just goes to show how clueless these marketers are.

Is your blog post still available? I'd be curious to read it!

Just read it
Great post... and I left you a comment. Hope it's fitting.

Looks like clickbaits to me Hal

Good evening Hal,

Now I am nearly envious I must say.
I normally get these type of things.
" Hey, stop stalking me"
"Can we meet for a coffee somewhere?"
" You f..., f..., etc "
I now understand the problem, they think I am a man, must be my name.

Greetings from the south of Spain, Taetske

LOL Well, obviously, they haven't seen your lovely profile pics here at WA :-)

Gracias!

That's a good piece, Hal. And it's true too!

Peace,
Rene'

Thanks, Renet!

Actually I haven't gotten any of these in quite awhile. about 1.5 years. Seems strange. thanks for the amusing post.

LOL - You've probably successfully unsubscribed fro the offenders' mailing lists. If you haven't seen one in a while - good on ya!

There are a lot of scams out there. Hard work and perseverance are the main ingredients for success

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