The poop quackers.

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Below my balcony there is a swimming pool. Roughly 25m beyond the pool is a creek lined by mangrove trees. Shortly after I moved in I noticed that the pool was a favorite destination for a family of ducks. The very definition of cute.

Not every one felt the same. Bottles of water were thrown at them, they were hissed at clapped at and shooed away. Even the magpies were having a go at them.

The following year I began to understand An even larger family of quackers showed up.

Quack quack quack...

The ducks were cute, but boy could they lay down the poop!

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Yes, they are very messy and while they ARE cute, I don't want them near my pool.

Sounds great Gary. Too bad people feel that way. A little clean up is far outweighed by being blessed with nature so close at hand.

Greg

I agree. Angry women don't.

Wow--duck poop!

You should have seen the mess. Like mum and dad come home and the house is wrecked.

They started coming in the night. They loved the pool, and sneaky.

Quack splash quack splash... Quack quack quack.

I can envision this in my mind, Garry!🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

I saw the same thing. In fact, I'm going to add the cartoon picture I was toying with.

Ha, Ha, Garry!

Is this animal cruelty? Bombing ducks? just curious... I guess the ducks are use to water so no harm done.

I finally got the joke. I'm so slow.

No problem... my friend. My joking skills are not too good either 🤣

The joke you made is one of the best I have ever heard. Honestly!

No advice, it was perfect. You have a sharp mind.

The fact that it took me so long made it even funnier.

The punch line didn't need any timing, it just had to sink in. You did it once and you can do it again. so useful for you in the future. "I guess they're used to the water" But don't go stand up just yet.

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