What do you do when.

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you're massaging a client and all through the massage they fart? During school they taught us to ignore a lot of things but they never went over what to do when your client tries to kill you with her bodily functions. The silent but deadly types that smelt like a cross between rotten eggs and tear gas, or what I imagined tear gas to smell like with the possibility of a corpse mixed in there somewhere. And you seriously try not to gag as you contemplate stabbing her in her femoral artery with a sharp object.

I know they say better out than in, wait a minute that was Shrek but I mean come on. People say oh your job is easy, really. Try doing it sometime and you tell me how easy it is. Sometimes I swear people just don't think before they come in to an establishment to have you touch them.

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You have to weigh dropping a client with biohazard hygiene issues Dawn!

LOL, how true.

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