Sunday Funday!

Hey Y'all,

Hope everyone is having a great day. One more fun post. I will post some very useful content tomorrow or Tuesday. It is taking a while to put together. I needed a stress reliever.

I resemble a few of these jokes!

Wrong Way:

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
Please be careful!"
”Heck”,said Herman,
"It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

Carts Collide:

Two senior citizens are pushing their carts around Walmart, looking left and right, when they collide head-on.
The first guy says to the second guy,"Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can’t find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her.
What does she look like?"
"Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
"She can wait. Let's look for yours."

Little Old Lady:

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair.
Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."

Three Old Guys:

Three old guys are out walking.. First one says,
'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'

Senility Prayer:

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Remember This:

You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing.

OK enough fun the next post will be useful. Have an incredible day!

Until next time,