Over and Over and Over I get notified of some awesome blog that I need to read and when I excitedly turn off my stories on television and run to my office and fire up the Mac and log onto my emails and click there is training and click that yes I want to see it....I thought that was what I was doing the first time I clicked it.

Then..... I am wondrously transported through space and time from Florence Alabama to Never Never Land to the blogosphere called WA to read some glorious blog that is going to show me how to improve my website and make me rich!!! So excited!!

However, I see where some nut with a piccolo and a tambourine has written a song that doesn't rhyme about the water hose off of a 57 Chevy.

Oh...boy!!

Okay...that's how we play it? Alrighty then, I have a question in that spirit to ask.

If you are driving down the road in your boat and the wings fall off, what flavor are the shingles?

PS. Another thing!!

As long as my fat butt don't fall through this soap box. Also, I do not see a point when someone responds to when you are desperate and really looking for an answer to the question you ask and you see someone has answered it to find that the only thing they said is that they don't know.

In Sweet Home Alabama, where the skies are so blue, we call that STUPID!!

You might even be a redneck..

We should get a warning like we do on WP when you are trying to leave a page you forgot to save that says something like, "Did you know the blog you are about to read is total Bull Sh**?


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JChrisA Premium
I know exactly what you mean...I prefer my 57 Chevy songs to rhyme...how disappointing. :)
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ChrisScott Premium
Christopher, ROFL. Thanks for the laugh, my friend.
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JChrisA Premium
Okay...everybody up off the floor...time to type some more! lol

This one's for you, too, Chris! :)
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ChrisScott Premium
Thanks, JChristopher.
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PMbaluka Premium
Haha,,,your post has made my day!
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ChrisScott Premium
Thanks, Paul.
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MarionBlack Premium
Purple.
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ChrisScott Premium
lol
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MarionBlack Premium
FIG JAM (F*** I'm Good, Just Ask Me)
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SteveCrozza Premium
Yeah!
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ChrisScott Premium
Hahahaha!! I thought saying D*** I'm good was taboo. Let me get out of your way oh great one.

This is the WOMAN I want the president of the US. She might not have been born in the US, but neither was Obama.
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JeffDolson Premium
Sometime it is frustrating
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ChrisScott Premium
I know...right?
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JDKnight65 Premium
A good point well made.
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ChrisScott Premium
Thank you, Curtis.
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